看看小朋友造的句子，多有意思!

１。题目：一边……一边……
小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。
老师批语：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？

２。题目：其中
小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？

３。题目：陆陆续续
小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？

4。题目：难过
小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师批语：老师更难过。

５。题目：又 又
小朋友写：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老师批语；你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗？

６。题目：你看
小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊
老师批语：没看过

７。题目：欣欣向荣
小朋友写：欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师批语：连续剧不要看太多了！

８。题目：好吃
小朋友写：好吃个屁。
老师批语：有些东西是不能吃的。

９。题目：天真
小朋友写：今天真热。
老师批语：你真天真。

１０。题目：果然
小朋友写：昨天我吃水果，然后喝凉水。
老师批语：是词组，不能分开的。

１１。题目：先……再……，例题：先吃饭，再冼澡。
小朋友写：先生，再见！
老师批语：想像力超过了地球人的智慧。

１２。题目：况且
小朋友写：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且况且况
老师批语：我死了算了



wat do u think? stupid right the kids...

30.01.2009

Today is the day that i went back Camp...About 10.30am i went to Wee Nie house and about 11am we only start going cos her father not yet come back from work..At her house, i saw Wei Nie 2 litter Brother..i didn't know she had 2 brother just know 1 only..hehe..

On the way 2 camp, i fell like i lost something now i know what is my father love..seeing Wei Nie chating with her father i fell lost cos seeing tham like that i miss my dad so much...my fren is so happy thought their grandmother had just pass away..but she still live in a HAPPY FAMILY doesn't she? i miss my dad so much!!! I remember that at 25/01/09 i went out with my fren 2 watch movie and thay want me 2 meat tham at Mc i fell like i lost but i fill like someone is bring me to d place..than i told my mom this morning she tell me the same felling that i had n he will watch over me..

All the way to camp, i can't 4get the day befor my dad pass away...i..i just..just want my dad back 2 my side but he will not come back anymore..i wish u stay well at heaven dad n don't be sad we will stay strong n help mom up..i miss u so much dad..

Half way to Camp, Wei Nie father belanja me eat but he say next time i work i need 2 belanja him back..at the same time , i had know that Wie Nie, she going study at Sunway collage..

When we arrive Camp, i pinda my bag back my dorm..my bag so heavy cos all food mah..hehe..my mom schold me about it but i still bring cos i need 2 stay at camp 5 more week leh...

I put all my things in my dorm than go Dewan Makan Kumpul...what???only me Chinese??? no way man i the only chinese...Nvm i think i will be sleeping alone 2night...haiz...at 5.10pm my other 2 fren came back...yeah... Kai Fui n Miao Miao...They also bring so many things come!!!wa...more than me...hehe X.x

I need 2 wait 4 Jia Jia 2molo...she say she will be hera be4 5pm...wait...wait...tick..tok..tick..tok..tick..tok

28.01.09

Is New Year time but 2 more days i'm going back 2 camp..ok..i still ok la cos i miss my fren at Camp but i fell home better than Camp but.. camp got more fren at home just only can call them or sms only not c tham everydays...miss tham...now i don't really noe how i fell now... sad sad T.T

17.01.2009

Today is Sunday n also can go to church..but after church we go buy some dry food...buy until Rm65.80 ! What! i just took out Rm100 than now left only Rm30... but they will give me back Rm11.70 la but they only give back Rm10...haiz...but than i also got buy KFC it use up me RM14 with tax also la...

Than i went back Camp i tugas at 2pm.. Tugas as a speaker( ppl parents come speak out their name)O.o" haha..i only read 3 ppl name but d last name is malays name n i takut read wrong but than tugas after me come n save me... hip hip hooray...

At 4pm Suzan tugas at that time n she only got one name she also read wrong..haiz O.o" so unlucky..she got also malay name..she same like me don't really know how 2 say their name..but she say untill half way she laugh than jie2 , jia2 n some teacher come in n marah her..so sad..=( anyway her work end at 5pm but our phone need 2 give back aredy...sad sad...

06.01.09

morning after singing Lagu Negaraku n Hidmat Negara, teacher want us do PT pagi 1 side jog 1 side sing Lagu Hidmat Negara song. T.T Than call us sleep on the round than do PT pagi...going 2 7.30am teacher call ppl that marah ppl at dorm Charlie 2...but Charlie 1 also there. yhan teacher want us say sry 2 everyone 'hua ren er yi'! but than Yan Yi cann't stand any more n she say " i start FIRST "...she say sry to tham n wor shao than walk away...can c she so anger at tham aredy..haiz..

Afternoon we go Kawat!!! NOOOOOOO...in the HOT sun at 2.30pm! T.T but we end in 4.30pm..oh not good we 4got about of the flag NO....T.T we need 2 write 'Saya Minta Maaf Cikgu' at A4 paper both page to teacher...n we need to wear half celoring until Friday...sad T.T...

05.01.09

yesterday my fren kelas belt head drop into toilet bow so funny but 2day becauses he didin't go n make a bank book so teacher want to meet tham n make 1 4 tham..i go help her change but than a boy don't noe who that , he think that was my belt than looking at me like i do something stupit..but that not my belt...stupit gay..sad right...haiz...